Saturday, November 1, 2014

On Christian Faith

Can you prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that Jesus of Nazareth rose from the dead? Or that, if he did, it was so that you, 2,000 years later, would be forgiven of all of your sins? Scientifically, historically?

Me either.

Before you go pulling out some passage from the gospels, remember that Mark, the earliest gospel, was written between thirty and forty years after Jesus's death, by an anonymous author who almost certainly had never met Jesus. (Jesus and his disciples were probably illiterate. Sorry). The other two synoptics came up to forty years later, using Mark as their primary source, along with three other 'hypothetical' sources; they are hypothetical because we don't actually have them and only theorize their existence to account for the unique material in Matthew and Luke. John, while usually regarded as less historical than the synoptics, was finalized sometime between 90 and 100 AD, also, you'll notice, decades after Jesus's death.

So what am I saying? Brace yourself: I'm saying that you can't take the gospels as, well, gospel. Extrapolate that: I'm saying that the Bible is not the inerrant work of God that so many of the Christian faith like to talk about. I'm saying there are inaccuracies, mistakes, and even total fabrications. The purpose of this post is not to detail these errors, but anyone who has done any reading into the so-called “Quest for the Historical Jesus” knows what I'm talking about; scholars have even developed sophisticated lists of criteria for determining how likely a saying of Jesus's is to be authentic.

So what can we know for sure? We know that an itinerant Jewish preacher named Jesus, who was probably born in Nazareth (again, sorry), led a ministry sometime in the first half of the 1st century CE in Galilee and Judea. We know that he preached a reversal of the social order of his time, when society's poor were seen as below the rich, ruling priestly class of Jews that Jesus clashed with; a priestly class that many of the time saw as complacent to a Roman occupation that was oppressive at best and blasphemous at worst. We know of an incident in which Jesus created a scene at the Temple in Jerusalem, the holiest place in all Judaism, and railed against the agents of commerce turning a profit out of what was supposed to be a house of God, of worship (it is important to note that government in Judea was inextricably linked to worship; indeed, the high priest of the Temple lived and governed almost like a king). We know that, for this action and others, possibly including a claim to be the son of God, Jesus was ordered executed by the Roman prefect Pontius Pilate. We also know that Jesus might have ended up like the dozens if not hundreds of other messianic leaders of his time put to death by Rome for sedition, had his disciples not seen what they believed was Jesus raised from the dead and gone on to preach his message to the world; finally, we know that at least some of Jesus's teachings and deeds, as perceived by people from his era, were recorded in the gospels.

So here's what we can prove: that Jesus's followers believed they saw him raised from the dead. A rational, reasonable man or woman cannot take something like that on only the good faith of anonymous authors who lived two millennia ago. It is preposterous.

So what then is the basis for Christianity? The Church (here meaning all formal establishments of Christianity) has taught for the vast majority of its existence that Christ's death and resurrection for the remittance of sins is the cornerstone of our Christian faith, that our salvation is through faith in this one, singular event. This is too often, unfortunately, to the exclusion of the rest of what we know about Jesus the man: his message. The evils he spoke against, the virtues he extolled; the way he told us to live our lives, and the way he lived his.

This is a man who taught that when all people are being judged for their actions on Earth, our measure is how we treated “the least of these;” therefore exhorting us to feed, clothe, welcome, and care for them (again, I want to reiterate to the conservatives who may be reading: for Jesus, there was no wall between the Church and the State). This is a man who preached ultimate love and forgiveness by God, whatever God may be, for our undeniably flawed human natures. Who told us, unambiguously, that all the law rested on two singular commandments: love God with all your heart, and love your neighbor as yourself. I won't get into the first part right now, because what it means to love God is a topic worthy of its own post (at the very least), but it is much easier for us to understand how to love our neighbors.

So whatever you believe, are not these ideals something every one should strive for? Things that even non-Christians can appreciate? Would a hateful, spiteful God who condemned us for the natures He gave us be worth worshiping? Could anything be lost by ultimate compassion towards the least of these? Could we possibly do anyone harm by treating them just as we would like to be treated?

The answer to all of these questions is a resounding no. So here is my point: these are things we can know and agree on. Everyone. So why not start here?

A man named Jesus told us to love one another. He told us that God loves us and would forgive us all our faults, if only we try our damnedest to love our crooked neighbors with our crooked hearts. He told us to love and care for the people in society who need it the most; he told us to try our hardest to keep our natures like those of children: innocent, trusting, curious, loving.

Throw away all the theological stuff, just for now. I do not wish to speak to large communities and tell them how to live together; I am only interested here in helping individuals along their paths to the indescribable glory of God. Just as Jesus built his ministry upon a rock, you must build your faith upon a foundation that cannot be shaken, a foundation of things that can be known, things that are beyond reproach. Love your neighbor. Care for the least of these. Try your hardest to do these things and you're already a Christian, whether you know it or not. Then, from this foundation, begin your journey of faith anew. Re-read your Bible and learn the contexts in which its books were written. Find the parts that speak to you and the parts that don't ring true. It will be difficult to leave the solid footing of Jesus's teachings and step into the rough waters of theology, faith, and the incomplete history of Jesus's life and the inception of Christianity, because nothing there is sure and you must make your own decisions. I think, though, that it's not so bad as it might seem: if God created us, and God is worth worshiping, then we can only go so far as our efforts. So do not be afraid, and remember, as Jesus told his disciples: “I am with you always, even unto the end of time.”



Sunday, June 29, 2014

Rock and Roll -- A History

So, I was bored and had a couple hours to kill.  I made this list.  Essentially, it's a list of songs that, when listened to in order, give a pretty good musical tour through the history of rock and roll.  Some things about it:

This is in no way meant to be scholarly or professional.  I'm no music critic, I'm not trying to list the most influential songs or the most popular songs.  Most of this reflects my personal taste.

I tried to get a good mix of popular songs and deep cuts, but I erred more on the side of popular songs.

The songs are GENERALLY in chronological order.

In cases where the song is a cover, I've listed the artist that did the covering, not the original artist.

There are a few cases where I'll admit the argument can be made that the song isn't exactly "rock" or "rock and roll."  I did, however, have internal debates with myself before including each song, and I can and will defend each one as a true rock and roll song if I have to.

Rock and roll is among the most important things in my life.  It's so much more than a genre of music:  it's a culture, an attitude, a way of life, a system of beliefs, and a million other cliches that are all true.  Lately it's felt like rock's becoming less and less important, less vogue, less new and fresh (Fun is considered a rock band nowadays...and that's terrible).  Rock's in a dark age right now, but it will never truly die.  It's the best music there is, and (for me) this list exemplifies everything that I love about it.

(Final note:  there is a good chance I will come back to this and edit it as I come up with new, better ideas).

Finally...THE LIST



Maybellene – 1955, Chuck Berry

Hound Dog – Elvis, 1956

Great Balls of Fire – Jerry Lee Lewis, 1957

That'll Be the Day – Buddy Holly, 1957

La Bamba – Ritchie Valens, 1958

Johnny B. Goode – Chuck Berry, 1958

Shout! – The Isley Brothers, 1959

Walk, Don't Run – The Ventures, 1960 (I wanted a surf rock song, was originally going to do Misirlou; but I honestly couldn't find a good rock song for 1960.  This killed 2 birds with one stone.)

Stand By Me – Ben E. King, 1961

The Kingsmen – Louie Louie, 1963

She Loves You – The Beatles, 1963

The Ronnettes – Be My Baby, 1963

I Want to Hold Your Hand – The Beatles, 1964

You Really Got Me – The Kinks, 1964

Twist and Shout – The Beatles, 1964

(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction – The Rolling Stones, 1965

Help! – The Beatles, 1965

Like A Rolling Stone – Bob Dylan, 1965

Unchained Melody – The Righteous Brothers, 1965

The Sound of Silence – Simon and Garfunkel, 1965

Eleanor Rigby – The Beatles, 1966

Purple Haze – Jimi Hendrix, 1967

The First Cut is the Deepest – Cat Stevens, 1967

Strawberry Fields Forever – The Beatles, 1967

What A Wonderful World – Louis Armstrong, 1968

Jumping Jack Flash – The Rolling Stones, 1968

Hey Jude – The Beatles, 1968

Proud Mary – Creedence Clearwater Revival, 1969

Space Oddity – David Bowie, 1969

Something – The Beatles, 1969

The End – The Beatles, 1969

Let it Be – The Beatles, 1970

Whole Lotta Love – Led Zeppelin, 1970

Imagine – John Lennon, 1971  (Dedicated to my grandfather - this was always his favorite song, and still and always one of the greatest songs of all time).

Stairway to Heaven – Led Zeppelin, 1971 (I don't even like this song, but I wouldn't dream of making a list like this and not including it).

Iron Man – Black Sabbath, 1971

Levon – Elton John, 1971  (HEEEE SHAAAALLLL BEEEEEELIEEEEEEVEEEEE ONNNNNN)

What's Going On – Marvin Gaye, 1971

American Pie – Don McLean, 1972

Ballroom Blitz – Sweet, 1973

Dream On – Aerosmith, 1973

Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen, 1975

Stand By Me – John Lennon, 1975

Born to Run – Bruce Springsteen, 1975

Walk This Way – Aerosmith, 1975

Fame – David Bowie, 1975

Crazy on You – Heart, 1976

Blitzkrieg Bop – The Ramones, 1976

Black Betty – Ram Jam, 1977

Miss You – The Rolling Stones, 1978  (This song has the best bass line ever.  If you disagree, you're wrong).

I Wanna Be Sedated – The Ramones, 1978

Fool in the Rain – Led Zeppelin, 1979


My Sharona – The Knack, 1979  (You like this song.  Don't play that game.)



I Will Follow – U2, 1980  (Watching that video, it makes total sense that U2 was huge in the gay scene around this time).

Dancing with Myself – Billy Idol/GenX, 1980  (The GenX version of this song is better.)

The Tide is High – Blondie, 1981

Under Pressure – Queen and David Bowie, 1981

The KKK Took my Baby Away – The Ramones, 1981

I Love Rock and Roll – Joan Jett, 1982

Beat It – Michael Jackson, 1982

No one Like You – Scorpions, 1982

Sunday Bloody Sunday – U2, 1983

Wrapped Around Your Finger – The Police, 1983  (I admit, there should be more Police on this list.  Hard decisions had to be made.)

Seek and Destroy – Metallica, 1983


Howling at the Moon – The Ramones, 1984

Once in a Lifetime – Talking Heads, 1984  (It's a live version because it's nearly impossible to get a good version of this song on youtube.  The live version is amazing anyways).

Take on Me – Aha, 1985

Bonzo goes to Bitburg – The Ramones, 1985

Inbetween Days – The Cure, 1985  (Brace yourselves...The Cure songs are coming...)

Raspberry Beret – Prince, 1985  (This needs no explanation, right?  I dunno, buy the song or something.  It's good.)

Bizarre Love Triangle – New Order, 1986

Walk This Way – Run DMC, 1986 (The greatest musical team-up since Queen and Bowie).

Smooth Criminal – Michael Jackson, 1987  (We still don't know if Annie's okay.)

With or Without You – U2, 1987  (That guitar outro is pretty much why The Edge is my favorite guitarist ever).

Just Like Heaven – The Cure, 1987  (I warned you.)


Angel of Harlem – U2, 1988

Fast Car – Tracy Chapman, 1988

Janie's Got A Gun – Aerosmith, 1989

Lovesong – The Cure, 1989  (They're still coming...)

Stand – REM, 1989

Unchained Melody -- U2, 1989

Pictures of You – The Cure, 1990  (Make it stop)

Smells Like Teen Spirit – Nirvana, 1991  (Did you know that Curt Cobain of pop group Nirvana died after injecting an entire marijuana?)

The Fly – U2, 1991  (Look up a live version of this song.  I'm partial to the Boston version, but Bono thinks the Chicago version is the best.  They're very different, and both are ridiculous.  You'll thank me).

Enter Sandman – Metallica, 1991

Jeremy – Pearl Jam, 1992

Hey Jealousy – Gin Blossoms, 1992  (I really wanted to do Found Out About You, but I guess this song was more popular, so...)

Friday I'm in Love - The Cure, 1992 (Night of the Living Cure Songs)

Two Princes – Spin Doctors, 1993 

What's Up? – 4 Non Blondes, 1993

Today – Smashing Pumpkins, 1993

Pennyroyal Tea – Nirvana, 1993  (Okay, it's the unplugged version.  Seriously, though, listen to that.)

Stay (Faraway, so Close!) – U2, 1993  (If you don't like U2, you've never heard this song.  Listen to the live version from Boston, too.  This is literally the greatest song ever written.)
Better Man – Pearl Jam, 1994

Zombie – The Cranberries, 1994

She – Green Day, 1994

High and Dry – Radiohead, 1995 (I don't like Radiohead, but The Bends is undeniable.)

Spiderwebs – No Doubt, 1995

Torn – Ednaswap, 1995  (There are two versions of this song, very different, both great.  Ednaswap are the original artists.  The other version is here.)

Free As A Bird – The Beatles, 1995

Ironic – Alanis Morissette, 1996 (Yes, yes, I know, none of that shit's actually ironic...pretty ironic, right?)

Big Me – Foo Fighters, 1996

Bullet With Butterfly Wings – Smashing Pumpkins, 1996

If it Makes You Happy – Sheryl Crow, 1996

Superman's Dead – Our Lady Peace, 1997

Bittersweet Symphony – The Verve, 1997

Song 2 – Blur, 1997  (Woo-Hoo!)

Everlong – Foo Fighters, 1997

Closing Time – Semisonic, 1998

Iris – Goo Goo Dolls, 1998

Jumper – Third Eye Blind, 1998

Kiss Me – Sixpence None the Richer, 1999

Bye Bye Baby – Ronnie Spector and Joey Ramone, 1999

Higher – Creed, 1999  (I will support Creed to the bitter end, but I cannot in good conscience support the music video for that song.)

Beautiful Day – U2, 2000

Californication – Red Hot Chili Peppers, 2000

Everything You Want – Vertical Horizon, 2000

Kryptonite – 3 Dooors Down, 2000

In Repair – Our Lady Peace, 2000  (Do yourself a favor and buy this entire album.)

Jaded – Aerosmith, 2001

Drops of Jupiter – Train, 2001

Hanging By A Moment – Lifehouse, 2001

Walk On – U2, 2001

Sweetness – Jimmy Eat World, 2002

Chop Suey! – System of a Down, 2002

mOBSCENE – Marilyn Manson, 2003

Bring Me To Life – Evanescence, 2003

Growing On Me – The Darkness, 2003  (That song has an amazing music video, FYI.)

Believe – Yellowcard, 2003

Times Like These – Foo Fighters, 2003

Mr. Brightside – The Killers, 2004 (I have a theory that if you take a random sampling of 100 people between the ages of 18 an 35, 98 of them will know all the words to Mr. Brightside.)

My Immortal – Evanescence, 2004

The Ghost of You – My Chemical Romance, 2004

Run – Snow Patrol, 2004


Because of You – Kelly Clarkson, 2005

Little House – The Fray, 2005

Dance Inside – All American Rejects, 2005

This River Is Wild – The Killers, 2006

Welcome to the Black Parade – My Chemical Romance, 2006

Radio Nowhere – Bruce Springsteen, 2007

Hot – Avril Lavigne, 2007

Kreuzberg – Bloc Party, 2007

The Pretender – Foo Fighters, 2007

Here it Goes – Jimmy Eat World, 2007

Human – The Killers, 2008

Violet Hill – Coldplay, 2008

Another Heart Calls – All American Rejects, 2008

Please Don't Leave Me – Pink, 2009

Littlething – Jimmy Eat World, 2009

Party Poison – My Chemical Romance, 2010  ("Ain't no DJ gonna save my soul.  I sold it long ago to rock and roll.")

Hide – Yellowcard, 2010

Pumped Up Kicks – Foster the People, 2010

Walk – Foo Fighters, 2011

Fast and Slow – All American Rejects, 2012

Runaways – The Killers, 2012

Harlem – New Politics, 2013 (This might be the catchiest song ever.)

Still Into You – Paramore, 2013

Fake Your Death – My Chemical Romance, 2014



Welp, that's my list.  I dunno...I hope at least you'll find a few songs you enjoy.